Al Goldstein announces presidential candidancy
Sadly porno-centric political candidates Mary Carey and Mimi Miyagi have not faired well in recent elections. Perhaps it's time for someone from the other side of the camera (thank god) to make a stand? Al Goldstein for president!
Despite what you might think, Al is an "issues" candidate. He promises to "Remove the 'o' from country." Finally!
Al is an ugly sumbitch, so here's stuff from "Screw Magazine" (Jay Kinney.)